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Oh, Derek J!! How do I Love Thee?
Published by Whitney Mero on Thursday, March 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm.
Is it my birthday?
It must be my birthday because Derek J and his powerful milkshake showed up to someplace dressed to the nines. No dinner. No kissing. No foreplay. Just raw Derek J. You see, I am from Atlanta, where this type of outlandish wonderment is brought into being but I, the Twerk Champion of the area between 125 and 145 streets, was not prepared. Sike!! I was not only prepared, I was hungry for this. I have been waiting for Derek J my whole life! I finally feel complete and am ready to go to that grand Drag Race in the sky.
